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搞笑趣味英语收集  

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趣味句子

英语中有很多有趣的句子,它们有些是由同一个词的不同词性所造成,有些则是由于同一个词在句中所担任的成分不同而造成的,当然还有回文句,对联等有趣的形式。下面是几个例句,让我们来详细分析一下:

1.Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你,就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词,第二、三个trouble是名词。   

2.I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词,引起宾语从句;第二、五个that是指示代词那个;第三个that在这儿相当于名词;第四个that是关系代词,引起定语从句。

3.I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

句子中来来回回只有那几个词,却构成了有着合理语义的完整句子

4.The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。 这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

5. Was it a bar or a bat I saw? 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠?

这是一句回文句,顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

6. 上联: To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器,中国有瓷器,吃饭靠瓷器。

下联:到前门买前门,前门没前门,后门有前门。

  这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个前门大前门香烟。

7. 2B or not 2B, that is a

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是:To be or not to be, that is a question. (生存还是毁灭,那是一个问题。)

通过以上的例句,我们已经初步了解了趣味英语句子的一些特点,下面是我们收集到的其他一些有趣的句子,以此来加深对趣味英语的理解。

1. Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?
你能够像罐头工人一样装罐头吗? 
2. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
    我希望梦想着你梦想中的梦想,但是如果你梦想着女巫的梦想,我就不想梦想着你梦想中的梦想。  
3. I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice-cream!
    我叫喊,你叫喊,我们都喊着要冰淇淋!
4. How many cookies could a good cook cook if a good cook could cook cookies?A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
    如果一个好的厨师能做小甜饼,那么他能做多少小甜饼呢?一个好的厨师能做出和其它好厨师一样多的小甜饼。 
5. The driver was drunk and drove the doctor's car directly into the deep ditch. 
这个司机喝醉了,他把医生的车开进了一个大深沟里。 
6. Whether the weather be fine or whether the weather be not.
Whether the weather be cold or whether the weather be hot
We'll weather the weather whether we like it or not.
无论是晴天或是阴天。
无论是冷或是暖,
不管喜欢与否,我们都要经受风霜雨露。 
7. Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
      A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.
      If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
      Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?
    彼德派柏捏起一撮泡菜。 
    彼德派柏捏起的是一撮泡菜。 
    那么彼德派捏起的泡菜在哪儿? 
8. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought.
      If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
    我有一种想法,但是我的这种想法不是我曾经想到的那种想法。如果这种想法是我曾经想到的想法,我就不会想那么多了。 
9. Amid the mists and coldest frosts,
      With barest wrists and stoutest boasts,
       He thrusts his fists against the posts,
       And still insists he sees the ghosts.
    雾蒙蒙,冰霜冻, 
    手腕儿空空,话儿涌, 
    只见他猛所拳头往柱子上砸, 
    直说自己把鬼碰。 
10. Badmin was able to beat Bill at billiards, but Bill always beat Badmin badly at badminton.
    巴德明在台球上能够打败比尔,但是打羽毛球比尔常常大败巴德明。 
11. Betty beat a bit of butter to make a better butter.
    贝蒂敲打一小块黄油要做一块更好的奶油面。 
12. Rita repeated what Reardon recited when Reardon read the remarks.
    当里尔登读评论时,丽塔重复里尔登背诵的东西。 
13. Few free fruit flies fly from flames.
    没有几只果蝇从火焰中飞过去。 
14. Fifty-five flags freely flutter from the floating frigate.
    五十五面旗子在轻轻漂浮的战舰上自由的飘扬。 
15. There is no need to light a night light on a light night like tonightfor a  bright night light is just like a slight light.
    像今夜这样明亮的夜晚,就不需要点一盏夜灯,因为明亮的夜灯也会变得微弱。 
16. A pleasant peasant keeps a pleasant pheasant and both the peasant and the pheasant are having a pleasant time together.
    一位和气的农民养了一只伶俐的野鸡,而且这位和气的农民和这只伶俐的野鸡在一起度过了一段很美好的时光。 
17. How many sheets could a sheet slitter slit if a sheet slitter could slit sheets?
    如果裁纸机能裁纸的话,一个裁纸机能裁多少张纸呢? 
18. Mr. See owned a saw and Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See.
    西先生有一个锯,萨先生有一个秋千。现在在萨先生看见西先生之前,西先生的锯锯断了萨先生的秋千。 
19. If you're keen on stunning kites and cunning stunts, buy a cunning stunning stunt kite. 
    如果你非常相要好的风筝和精彩的表演,就去买一只漂亮的,灵巧的风筝吧。 
20. Ted sent Fred ten hens yesterday so Fred's fresh bread is ready already.
    特德昨天给弗莱德送去了十只母鸡,所以弗莱德的新鲜面包已经准备好了。 
21. A Finnish fisher named Fisher failed to fish any fish one Friday afternoon and finally he found out a big fissure in his fishing net.
    一个名叫费希尔的芬兰渔民在一个星期五的下午未能捕捉到任何鱼,结果他民现他的渔网上有一个大裂口。 
22. Franc's father is frying French fries for his five fire-fighter friends after they finished a fire-fighting in a factory.
  在结束对一家工厂的灭火战斗以后,弗兰克的父亲在为他的五个消防队员朋友炸制法式土豆。
英语歇后语
歇后语是人们在生活实践中创造的一种特殊语言形式,是一种短小、风趣、形象的语句。它由前后两部分组成:前一部分起引子作用,像谜语,后一部分起后衬的作用,像谜底,自然贴切。但歇后语不仅存在于汉语,英语中同样也有,可是英语中一些歇后语的字面意思,有时候让人十分捉摸不透,下面的句子就是很好的证明。
Bad news has wings.  好事不出门,坏事传千里。
Barking dogs seldom bite.  吠犬不咬人。

Beauty lies in the love‘s eyes.  情人眼里出西施。

Be swift to hear, slow to speak.  听宜敏捷,言宜缓行。

Better late than never.  不怕慢,单怕站。

Better to ask the way than go astray.  问路总比迷路好。

Between friends all is common.  朋友之间不分彼此。

Birds of a feather flock together.  物以类聚,人以群分。

Blood is thicker than water.   血浓于水。

Blood will have blood.  血债血偿。

Books and friends should be few but good.  读书如交友,应求少而精。

Business is business.  公事公办。

Business is the salt of life.  事业是人生的第一需要。

By reading we enrich the mind, by conversation we polish it.    读书使人充实,交谈使人精明。

Cannot see the wood for the trees.  一叶障目,不见泰山。

Care and diligence bring luck.  谨慎和勤奋才能抓住机遇。

Caution is the parent of safety.  小心驶得万年船。

Cheats never prosper.  骗人发不了财。

Children are what the mothers are.  耳濡目染,身教言传。

Choose an author as you choose a friend.  择书如择友。

Come what may, heaven won‘t fall.  做你的吧,天塌不下来。

Complacency is the enemy of study.  学习的敌人是自己的满足。

Confidence in yourself is the first step on the road to success.    自信是走向成功的第一步。

Constant dripping wears away a stone.  水滴石穿,绳锯木断。

Content is better than riches.  知足者常乐。

Count one‘s chickens before they are hatched.  蛋未孵先数雏。

Courtesy on one side only lasts not long.  来而不往非礼也。

Creep before you walk.  循序渐进。

Cry for the moon.  海底捞月。

Custom is a second nature.  习惯是后天养成的。

Custom makes all things easy.  有个好习惯,事事皆不难。

Diamond cuts diamond.  强中自有强中手。

Do as the Romans do.  入乡随俗。

Do as you would be done by.  己所不欲,勿施于人。

Doing is better than saying.  与其挂在嘴上,不如落实在行动上。

Do it now.  机不可失,时不再来。

Do nothing by halves.  凡事不可半途而废。

Don‘t claim to know what you don‘t know.  不要不懂装懂。

Don‘t have too many irons in the fire.  不要揽事过多。

Don‘t make a mountain out of a molehill.  不要小题大做。

Don‘t put off till tomorrow what should be done today.    今日事,今日毕。

Don‘t put the cart before the horse.  不要本末倒置。

Don‘t trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.  不要自找麻烦。

Don‘t try to teach your grandmother to suck eggs.  不要班门弄斧。

Do well and have well.  善有善报。

英语绕口令

绕口令是一种语言游戏。学说英语绕口令,无论从练习口齿的伶俐性还是了解英语语言的特点来说,都是一个极好的素材。绕口令是多少代人创作、提炼、升华而成的,可以说是群众集体智慧的结晶。因此,美国人所说的绕口令,也不乏有看了或读来令人忍俊不禁的佳句。例如:

1.       A big black bear sat on a big black bug.
2. A big black bug bit a big black bear and made the big black bear bleed blood.
3. A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!
4. A loyal warrior will rarely worry why we rule.
5. A noise annoys an oyster, but a noisy noise annoys an oyster more!
6. Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.
7. Bake big batches of bitter brown bread.
8. Big black bugs bleed blue black blood but baby black bugs bleed blue blood.
9. Black background, brown background.
10. Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.
11. Blue glue gun, green glue gun.
12. Caution: Wide Right Turns
13. Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.
14. Elizabeth has eleven elves in her elm tree.
15. Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month
 16. Fresh fried fish, Fish fresh fried, Fried fish fresh, Fish fried fresh.
 17. Freshly fried fresh flesh
 18. Green glass globes glow greenly.
 19. He threw three balls.
 20. He threw three free throws.
 21. Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say:
 22. How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.
 23. How may saws could a see-saw saw if a see-saw could saw saws?
 24. How much oil boil can a gum boil boil if a gum boil can boil oil?
 25. I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.
 26. I wish I were what I was when I wished I were what I am.
 27. I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.
 28. I wish you were a fish in my dish
 29. If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?
 30. If you notice this notice, you will notice that this notice is not worth noticing.
 31. It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in!
 32. Little red lorry
 33. Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.
 34. Never trouble about trouble until trouble troubles you!
 35. Nothing is worth thousands of deaths.
 36. Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut Butter. Peter Pan Peanut is the peanut picky people pick.
 37. Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.
 38. She said she should sit.
 39. She sells sea shells on the seashore. The seashells she sells are seashells she is sure.
 40. Shut up the shutters and sit in the shop.
 41. Silly sheep weep and sleep.
 42. Six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.
 43. Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.
 44. Six sleek swans swam swiftly Southwards
 45. Stupid superstition!
 46. The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!
 47. The great Greek grape growers grow great Greek grapes.
 48. The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!
 49. There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.
 50. There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.
 51. Two tiny tigers take two taxis to town.
 52. Very well, very well, very well ...
 53. What noise annoys an oyster most? A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.
 54. Willie's really weary.

趣味英语短文

英语短文阅读是考查我们英语运用水平的重要途径,与我们的完形填空、阅读理解题息息相关,我们可以从英语短文中学会很多新单词,也可以加深对短语和句子的理解,帮助记忆。下面的这些英语小短文,都十分有趣,希望可以培养我们对英语的兴趣,从而帮助我们更好地学习英语。

How much English can you speak?

"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"

     "法官先生,我的当事人被指控偷窃,这是多么不公正啊。他一周前才来到纽约,几乎不认路。而且,他只会说几个英语单词。"法官看了看被告,问道:"你会说多少英文?"被告抬起头,说:"把你的钱包给我!"

Peanuts

A guy goes to visit his grandma and he brings his friend with him.While he's talking to his grandma, his friend starts eating the peanuts on the coffee table, and finishes them off.As they're leaving, his friend says to his grandma, "Thanks for the peanuts."She says, "Yeah, since I lost my dentures I can only suck the chocolate off."

一个人带着朋友去探望他的祖母。当他和祖母聊天时,他的朋友开始吃咖啡桌上放的花生,并把花生都给吃光了。他们离开时,他的朋友对祖母说:"谢谢您的花生。"结果祖母说:"唉!自从我牙齿掉光后,我就只能吮掉花生豆外层的巧克力了。"

God or grandma

Spending the night with their grandparents, two young boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers at bedtime. The younger boy began praying at the top of his lungs:"I PRAY FOR A BIKE... I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD..."His older brother nudged him and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf."To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

两个男孩与祖父母一起过夜,他们跪在床边做睡前祷告。弟弟声嘶力竭地祈祷: "我祈求一辆自行车,一张新DVD……"哥哥用肘轻推他: "你为什么大喊着祈祷?上帝又不聋。"弟弟答道:"上帝是不聋,但是奶奶聋。"

Pull over

A cop spotted a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Coming up beside her, he said,"Pull over!""No," she replied, "a pair of socks!"

巡警发现一名妇女边开车边织毛衣,便开车上前,说:"靠边停车(套头衫)""不," 她回答,"是一双袜子!"
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